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Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and a harmonica player? A: A large pizza can feed a family of four. Q: Why do dogs howl when harmonica players play? A: They're trying to tell them how the song goes. Q: What do you call a harmonica player who doesn't step all over the singers's lines? A: Deceased. Q: Which is better: electric guitar or harmonica? A: Electric guitar. You can't beat a harmonica player to death with a harmonica. Q: What do you call a harmonica player in a brand new suit? A: Dearly departed. Q: How many harmonic players does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Don't worry about the changes man, just blow! Q: How do harmonica players traditionally greet each other? A: "Hi. I'm better than you." These two harmonica players walk past a bar... Well, it could happen! Q: How many harp players does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how Little Walter would have done it. Q: What do you call a harmonica player who says he knows what notes he's playing? A: A liar. Q: How do you know there's a harp player at your front door? A: He doesn't know when to come in and he can't find the key. Q: How many harp players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They just steal somebody else's light. Q: What do you call a groupie who hangs around and annoys musicians? A: A harmonica player. Q: If you threw a guitar player and a harmonica player off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? A: The guitar player. The harp would have to stop halfway down to ask what key they're in. Q: How many harmonica players does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds the right one. |
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